"For fuck's sake!" I whispered not so quietly as I stomped along the cobblestone. It felt satisfying audibly swearing in public. Is this what it felt like to be unhinged? If so, it was liberating, and I wanted more of it. I had spent the majority of my walk to work fiddling with my headphones, trying to get the music app to play a song and pep me up for the beginning of my work day. I was unsuccessful in the end, and eventually resigned to using my useless device as glorified earmuffs. I grumbled as I walked in the rain, painfully aware of my misbehaving hair and rain-sprinkled glasses.
"For. Fuck's. Sake."
Tuesday, January 17, 2023
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How would we survive without this phrase, so liberating, headphones have For. Fuck´s. Sake. alot to thank for
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