A woman dressed in turquoise scrubs slinks out of a dark corner, shaded
between the wall and a giant topless pillar that appears to have no
practical function except to take up space in an awkwardly placed part
of the waiting room. The uniformed woman glides over to a piece of
trash lying at the feet of a rotund woman. The trash collector crouches down and picks up the empty bottle
while looking upward reprimandingly, eyes filled with disgust, as if to say
"you're welcome you slob". She lovingly places the abandoned juice
bottle into her half full black garbage bag and makes a b-line for the
next piece of garbage across the boarding area, dragging the bag across
the floor dauntingly, like a Steven King ax murderer with his ax.
The rotund
woman takes no notice of the sharp glare, and continues her current activity: calling
everyone she knows to complain about her 30 minute delay, peppering her
complaints with juvenile swear words, primarily "arsch". She looks to be 30, but speaks like she's 13. "I'll never
fly again!" She repeats dramatically to all three people on her call list. Last on
her call list is her beau, whom she repeats her story to listlessly
between bites of a Snickers bar. All of this complaining has exhausted
her. She hangs up, slouches in her seat, and poutingly devours another Snickers bar, this time in silence.
Thursday, September 2, 2021
a slice of life from an airport terminal
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