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In today's news, an unprecedented occurrence has taken place: a woman in her 30's left a social event, hung her head and physically cringed at the newly formed memory of being awkward 10 minutes prior to exiting the building.
"I know I'm definitely special, in that I'm the first and only person to have been socially awkward and thought about it," Margaret Myers remarked. "No one has ever felt this way before me."
Our specialist, Tamara Ivar PhD weighed in, saying "Up until now, people had only cringed at their boomer parents making unsavory comments about whose lives do/don't matter, and who would make what great again. Never before had people actually reflected on their own social shortcomings and shuddered at the thought....until now."
Margaret Myers, first self-cringer ever, commented that "I don't know how often this will happen, but I certainly don't wish this upon anyone else, not even my parents who demand to see the manager at Walmart when the "sales clerk" they are barking orders at insists that he doesn't work there."
